All Quotes!
someday i'm going to get divorced and have sex with ryan - amy, entered on 2008-07-20
don't waste the cool whip!! - Amy, entered on 2008-07-20
i dont really care for sex - toni, entered on 2008-07-12
Good thing i got my windshields on... (hick voice) - Chad Pdiddy, entered on 2008-06-30
I've got one hand on my dick and the other on my penis - Eric Shea, entered on 2008-06-30
My pussy is what...?? - Cory, entered on 2008-05-03
I've only ever messed around with girls with dark hair. - Steph, entered on 2008-05-03
Angus. It's what's for dinner! - Carrie, entered on 2008-01-17
You have an abnormally long index finger. - Cory NO! PENIS!! - Carrie - , entered on 2008-01-17
My penis is longer than Cory's!!! - Carrie, entered on 2008-01-17
jesus likes me more - megan s., entered on 2007-12-19
yummy a two pull of cory - carrie, entered on 2007-12-19
I hate it when he doesn't let me, neck of steel!!! - Stephanie, entered on 2007-10-14
You know, you don't need to lick your penis when you're on top of me. - Stephanie, entered on 2007-10-14
...so you're either gonna get nothing, or you're gonna get it all over you face - steph, entered on 2007-10-13
...and my sister came! rocket! miracle! - amber, entered on 2007-10-13
hold on, let me get the nuts off my face - jody, entered on 2007-10-11
look at my blister. doesn't it look like I'm christ? - cory, entered on 2007-09-07
whos makn my frkn bevrges? - katie, entered on 2007-08-24
What is the biggest city in South America? Brazil! Oh wait, thats not a city, Argentina! Argentina!! - Steph, playing Remote Possibilities, entered on 2007-07-30
I could get you up. - Adele, to Cory :-P, entered on 2007-07-08
I wait for my cowboy... every. single. night. - Steve, entered on 2007-06-15
I'm sentimental bull shit. - Steph, entered on 2007-06-03
Cactapus! - Carrie during Cranium, entered on 2007-05-27
my nipples are awesome - steph, entered on 2007-05-25
i like to spit - amber, entered on 2007-05-25
I'd gladly be his wife if he wanted me to! - Cory, about Steve, entered on 2007-05-24
I've actually broken pencils in my hand before - Steve Imagine what he does with his penis! - Austin - , entered on 2007-05-23
They taste ok, i could eat them as chips. - Patrick about communion wafers, entered on 2007-05-23
QUIT BEING FAT!!! - Patrick to Meghan, entered on 2007-05-10
and evidentaly it was a lot funnier if you were there! - Patrick, entered on 2007-05-10
...but sometimes we do go piggy-backing - meghan about going to the store, entered on 2007-05-10
first...you're a HE! - Meghan to Patrick, entered on 2007-05-10
i'm a sarcastic poser! - Meghan, entered on 2007-05-10
dont you find it weird that most russians are asians? - Meghan S., entered on 2007-05-10
because you're a space cadet!` - Patrick, entered on 2007-05-10
I'm good at the space movies - megan S., entered on 2007-05-10
maybe i have autism, they live in their own little world! - Carrie, entered on 2007-05-10
I thought Mel Brooks was the mayor of Davenport - Megan S, entered on 2007-05-09
ecktopic wouldn't be utopic at all - Megan, entered on 2007-05-09
I just wanted to make sure we were all queer! - Carrie, entered on 2007-05-09
I am a neverending hole. - Steph, entered on 2007-04-11
Sometimes I wish Austin and I weren't married - Ross, entered on 2007-04-07
A Bleach blonde pointer sisters is like the negative of you! - Cory about Stephanie, entered on 2007-04-02
I'll just lay there naked and let him lick me off. - Cory about the dog, entered on 2007-03-23
Does it have to do with Adele? Cause most things that are sad have to do with Adele... - Cory, entered on 2007-03-14
I think I would be a good jewish person, I like clean things - Megan, entered on 2007-03-11
Do shellfish have split hooves? - Carrie, entered on 2007-03-10
What's kosher salt? Salt not from an animal? - Carrie and Megan, respectively, entered on 2007-03-10
where is that noise coming from, your ear? - Megan on noises coming from Kal's "ear"(mouth), entered on 2007-03-10
I confused the image of a striper and a hooker in my head! - Carrie, entered on 2007-03-10
If you're ever a hooker, I hope that someone gives you counterfeit money. Cause that would be really funny. - Megan S. to Carrie, entered on 2007-03-10
Fuck all the Jews, we're gonna eat all the pork we want!(referring to dead hanging baby pigs in windows in Spain cause the kicked out all the Jews) - Carrie, entered on 2007-03-10
"I'm a reasonable thinker...straight forward." - Megan S, entered on 2007-03-10
"I can hear her voice in my head...and it sounds like Sally Fields" - Patrick, entered on 2007-03-10
I saw him in my mind...he is a small man. - Megan (referring to Dick Clark), entered on 2007-03-10
I'm taking a class about Jews... poor guys, get kicked out of everywhere! - Carrie, commenting on how Kal is jewish, entered on 2007-03-10
Not completely, I had a thong on! - Stephy, entered on 2007-03-09
I'm cheap and easy... - Stephy, entered on 2007-02-21
that's pretty ingenius for indoor gelatin wrestling - Steph, entered on 2007-02-20
Cory... I've never kissed your sister!!! - Steph, entered on 2007-02-04
2 shots Tattoo 2 shots Triple Sec 1 shot Gin 1 shot White Rum 1 shot Chambord fill with Cherry Coke ***Known as the KWAME :) - new alcoholic drink by Steve, entered on 2007-02-04
Do I need to move it? 'Cause I can't... - Sully, entered on 2007-02-04
You've given it to me before... - Sully, entered on 2007-02-04
I guess being small has some advangates -- If you're a vagina! - Betsy -- Steph, entered on 2007-02-04
It's like majic food. You put it in your mouth, it gets bigger. - Steph, entered on 2007-02-04
I play with my monkey a lot too - Betsy, entered on 2007-02-03
Heart is a whore! - Steph, entered on 2007-02-03
If i suck on both am i having sex with myself? - Cory, entered on 2007-02-03
I swear to Yaweh! - Amber, entered on 2007-02-01
Where's my box? - cory, entered on 2007-02-01
I have dark hair, apparently I'm mexican? Don't tell Carrie! - Steph, entered on 2007-02-01
i'm drunk and i'm reading. fuck you. - cory, entered on 2007-01-24
There just aren't enough cartoons about little woodland creatures anymore! - Steph, entered on 2007-01-17
no no no hippies don't go to hootenannies - steph, entered on 2007-01-11
isn't it sad they don't have mini dolphins - steph, entered on 2007-01-10
i'm not vinegar, i'm honeylicious - steph, entered on 2007-01-10
I'm sorry that you're old... I'm sorry that you'll die... Happy Birthday anyway... Here's your pizza pie - Steph's G rated birthday song (for Happy Joe's), entered on 2007-01-08
I'm sorry that you're old... I'm sorry that you'll die... Happy Birthday anyway... Here's your fucking pie - Steph, entered on 2007-01-08
I've never thought about Jesus's penis - Steph, entered on 2007-01-08
your tits are totally glowing! - Cory to steph, entered on 2007-01-06
You broke God - Steve to steph, entered on 2007-01-05
fuck...cunt...blop blop...whore - steph, entered on 2007-01-05
Stuff me! - Steph, entered on 2007-01-05
3"She's this i think" Boy! Lesbian! - Megan and Carrie about Steph, entered on 2007-01-03
That's cause I don't get old faggot shoes that make my feet look huge - Megan S to Carrie, entered on 2007-01-02
Catholics are catholics pretty much everywhere - Megan S, entered on 2007-01-02
Ooh look, they bounce! - Megan S about babys, entered on 2007-01-02
Jesus could have been a screamer... - Steph, entered on 2007-01-02
How'd I get drunk?? Damnit your lemonade! - Meredith about KTK, entered on 2006-12-29
We'll just call you gumby - Ryan to Cory about you rock..., entered on 2006-12-28
It doesn't have to do with the strap-on, does it? - Ashley K, entered on 2006-12-28
I'll give you a beater... I didn't mean it like that - Ashley K, entered on 2006-12-28
Just call it a fucking speech, loser - Steph, on the word 'oration', entered on 2006-12-23
What's furfect? It's a cat's version of perfect. - Megan S., entered on 2006-12-21
Don't I look smart compared to that - Carrie about Megan S, entered on 2006-12-21
Dr. T? - Megan S on Mr. T, entered on 2006-12-21
I'm taking a hiatus of funny - Carrie, entered on 2006-12-21
Suicidal Susan? - Steph, entered on 2006-12-20
I'm addicted to six! - Meghan S, entered on 2006-12-20
We're a couch? - Steph, entered on 2006-12-20
I'm all male and shit - Steph, entered on 2006-12-20
How are we gonna... oh wait, you'll know the boy movies, right? - Megan S to Steph, entered on 2006-12-20
China, they're way off - Megan S, entered on 2006-12-20
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