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'I know you're hard' - Steve to Austin, entered on 2009-11-29
'someday i'm going to get divorced and have sex with ryan' - amy, entered on 2008-07-20
'don't waste the cool whip!!' - Amy, entered on 2008-07-20
'i dont really care for sex' - toni, entered on 2008-07-12
'Good thing i got my windshields on... (hick voice)' - Chad Pdiddy, entered on 2008-06-30
'I've got one hand on my dick and the other on my penis' - Eric Shea, entered on 2008-06-30
'My pussy is what...??' - Cory, entered on 2008-05-03
'I've only ever messed around with girls with dark hair.' - Steph, entered on 2008-05-03
'Angus. It's what's for dinner!' - Carrie, entered on 2008-01-17
'You have an abnormally long index finger. - Cory
NO! PENIS!! - Carrie' - , entered on 2008-01-17
'My penis is longer than Cory's!!!' - Carrie, entered on 2008-01-17
'jesus likes me more' - megan s., entered on 2007-12-19
'yummy a two pull of cory' - carrie, entered on 2007-12-19
'I hate it when he doesn't let me, neck of steel!!!' - Stephanie, entered on 2007-10-14
'You know, you don't need to lick your penis when you're on top of me.' - Stephanie, entered on 2007-10-14
'...so you're either gonna get nothing, or you're gonna get it all over you face' - steph, entered on 2007-10-13
'...and my sister came! rocket! miracle!' - amber, entered on 2007-10-13
'hold on, let me get the nuts off my face' - jody, entered on 2007-10-11
'look at my blister. doesn't it look like I'm christ?' - cory, entered on 2007-09-07
'whos makn my frkn bevrges?' - katie, entered on 2007-08-24